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20 minutes to save the world, and all I have is a Post Office. And it’s shut.
Wha-wah-wuh? What is this place… oh, wait wait no, I remember, thingimebob, urm, yes! Yes! That’s it, the internet! I remember now! Man, it’s been ages! I’m surprised the internet has coped to be honest, but I guess it just goes to show the strength of the place.
There’s so much catching up to do now, it’s going to take me a few days, but rest assured I’ll have all my Twitter, Facebook, websites and YouTubes all up-to-date in the coming days, weeks, months, or whatever.
So, what’s new? Well, I’ve completed Bioshock 2, which was the last thing I blogged about, a few times over. Sonic and Sega All-Stars Racing has been and gone too, which was a very fun game. Perfect Dark came out for Xbox Live, that’s an awesome game, and I’m currently playing through it along with Dante’s Inferno, which is another pretty awesome title.
Work-wise, well, its very busy. Mobilising to new areas, end of year reports, external audits, its been busy and this is primarilly the source of my missingness in the last few weeks. I’m glad to be having this Easter weekend off to actually get some time away from it all and do stuff like this, or chill out, or go for a beer.
Ah, there’s such a huge list of things to go through that I didn’t blog about at the time, its hard work right now. Maybe these things will just have to go unblogged. Never will we read about the exciting streets of broadway, Sonic 4, my various railway adventures to parts of the country, winning half a months wages in the bookies, a certain girl getting locked out of the office for a whole day, that chicken sandwich I ate, or Dawson missing WrestleMania because his phone was stolen. Perhaps some things are best left buried.
Nah. I’ll write about these things and more shortly. In the meantime, stay safe, be cool, and don’t forget, the rain falls up in Australia.
Oh yeah, the new Doctor Who that was on today is awesome. Matt Smith is a great Doctor. This brings that very old post about him I wrote ages ago full-circle or somesuch, the one where I buried him for no justifyable reason. Sorry Matt, all is forgiven.
Welcome to Blog Post #71 – Tumble Dryer Advice.
A typical first bus maneuver. Thankfully, this wasn't my bus.
Driver change at Cheetham Hill Tesco, and the guy who took the wheel was, to say the bare minimum, a “rum cunt”. My primary reason for this judgement was the fact he walked like he had one leg bigger than the other and swore about 10 times in the 11 word conversation the two drivers had before driving off to continue the service.
He managed to get as far as North Manchester General Hospital, which for anyone who knows the area isn’t very far at all, when we slid out of control down a tiny hill into one of those square white and yellow bollard and lampost. The windscreen shattered and the front of the bus sorta fell apart.
Not ammused. Unfortunately, this would be the one day that I forget my phone, so I couldn’t take any TwitPics. You’ll just have to look at all the pictures of trams or me & Angela eating Subways instead.
Oh, one thing I will say for Worst, their recovery truck arrived quicker than the Police did. Oh, and I wasn’t injured, before anyone asks, even the dodgy foot survived without any extra damage!
Anyway, tumble dryer advice. Always buy Tumble Dryers in the afternoon when your feet have expanded.
PS. Trying to get a new look and stuff on here, might even change the domain again as I suffer from major personality issues…….
I’m baaacckkkkk…..
Yes fucking yes. It’s been nearly four weeks but, FINALLY, THE DANNY, HAS COME BACK, TO HIS WEB-SITE…..
After much soul searching, not bothering to shower for a week, sitting on the bus feeling miserable, doing some more soul searching, and eventually breaking down in tears, I decided, I just had to do it. I had to go to Subway. The pain of trying to stay away was just too strong, and now I’ve had my “super food”, I’m back on form, bitches!
So, what’s new, what’s improved, what’s the shizzle fo’ mo’ dizzle snizzle as Snoop Shizzle would dizzle? (White guys really should be banned from saying anything that ends in “izle”). Well, first of all, new website name, since the year is coming to an end and I’m going through site names at around one a year, so it all ties in nicely!
Also, brand new look to the site, improved the social networking links, including a new “TwitMe” button on all pages, plus a funky new Twitter feed, a revamp of the webcam, etc. etc. – plus lots of new videos, downloads, and some general tidy up and enhancement of the other shit.
Stay tuned, new Safety Spotlight coming soon too….. and it’s a corker. Might even be in video. 
