Archive for January, 2009
The New Doctor's Outfit…
…Now we are aware of the new Doctor Who, some gay 15-year-old Tory look-a-
like named Matt Smith or something, the next most important question is, what will this new Doctor wear?
Being about 20 years younger than any Doctor before and looking like he just left high school, we have had a few ideas here at TAO Towers, something that will befit a Doctor of his age and appearence. I think you’ll like our ideas, Steven, if you’re watching. Or reading even.
The McDoctor…
Most kids of the 11th Doctor’s age find employment in the world’s most popular fast food chain, McDonalds. With his time traveling abilities, it will now be possible for your food to arrive BEFORE it goes manky and cold. Oh, and the hat really works to hide the emo hairstyle.
Just remember kids, if you find a TARDIS in your happy meal come spring 2010 – IT IS NOT A TOY – report this to the restraunt manager before weird shit happens.
Would you like some Daleks with that?
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The Emo College Kid Doctor
All kids of his age like to sport some really daft hair colouring and ramble on about how fantastic Slipknot is, so why not the hip, trendy new Doctor? It’ll open Doctor Who to the “different minority” (read: half the college population) and add a new twist to the once quirky Time Lord.
Just remember, if he starts to aim his Sonic Screwdriver at his wrists, then call an ambulance, the 12th Doctor is coming, thankfully.
The Weed-head Bum-out Doctor
It’s common to find kids of this age just give up and resign to a life of pot and pizza. Perhaps if the new Doctor took up this philosophy then things would not seem so bad anymore?
It’s probably going to take a lot of the stuff to be able to cope with this guy as the new Doctor anyway, so why not incorporate it into the character so we can all smoke along at home?
The Chav Doctor
In a stunning vault-vas, the positively Indi-band loving Matt could choose to listen to 2-pac and start calling people “Fukin Nob Heads” – it’s not unknown – some kids get confused and switch sides quite a lot.
Complete with a “Sonic Fosters” for getting through closed doors and “Beatin Choonz” playing 24/7 in the Tardis, the new chav Doctor might just be…what the Doctor ordered.
The New Doctor’s Outfit…
…Now we are aware of the new Doctor Who, some gay 15-year-old Tory look-a-like named Matt Smith or something, the next most important question is, what will this new Doctor wear?
Being about 20 years younger than any Doctor before and looking like he just left high school, we have had a few ideas here at TAO Towers, something that will befit a Doctor of his age and appearence. I think you’ll like our ideas, Steven, if you’re watching. Or reading even.
The McDoctor…
Most kids of the 11th Doctor’s age find employment in the world’s most popular fast food chain, McDonalds. With his time traveling abilities, it will now be possible for your food to arrive BEFORE it goes manky and cold. Oh, and the hat really works to hide the emo hairstyle.
Just remember kids, if you find a TARDIS in your happy meal come spring 2010 – IT IS NOT A TOY – report this to the restraunt manager before weird shit happens.
Would you like some Daleks with that?
.
The Emo College Kid Doctor
All kids of his age like to sport some really daft hair colouring and ramble on about how fantastic Slipknot is, so why not the hip, trendy new Doctor? It’ll open Doctor Who to the “different minority” (read: half the college population) and add a new twist to the once quirky Time Lord.
Just remember, if he starts to aim his Sonic Screwdriver at his wrists, then call an ambulance, the 12th Doctor is coming, thankfully.
The Weed-head Bum-out Doctor
It’s common to find kids of this age just give up and resign to a life of pot and pizza. Perhaps if the new Doctor took up this philosophy then things would not seem so bad anymore?
It’s probably going to take a lot of the stuff to be able to cope with this guy as the new Doctor anyway, so why not incorporate it into the character so we can all smoke along at home?
The Chav Doctor
In a stunning vault-vas, the positively Indi-band loving Matt could choose to listen to 2-pac and start calling people “Fukin Nob Heads” – it’s not unknown – some kids get confused and switch sides quite a lot.
Complete with a “Sonic Fosters” for getting through closed doors and “Beatin Choonz” playing 24/7 in the Tardis, the new chav Doctor might just be…what the Doctor ordered.
